Heard on the Selling Floor

Sale time really brings out some special people.

Let me give you an example...

Today I was walking towards the escalators on my way upstairs. There was a sign to my left that read ‘You Are On Level One’.

A lady was walking in front of me and abruptly stopped in front of the escalators.

“How do you get to Level Two?”

Um?

“Well, since we are on Level One currently, I’d try the up escalator directly in front of you.”

Sale shoppers are so much fun!