Monday, May 30, 2011

Heard on the Selling Floor


A girl was walking past my section and saw a cotton jacket.

“Oh look, a leather jacket.”

She gets close enough to see that it is not.

“No it’s not, it’s just a really awful fake leather.”

I think you have learnt that I don’t really suffer fools well…

“Um…nope. It’s a coated cotton…not really trying to pretend it’s dead animal skin.”

You’re killing me customers.

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