Sunday, July 17, 2011

Heard on the Selling Floor


Since resigning, I have decided to dignify stupid questions with stupid responses.

It makes me smile.

That, and I finally have the opportunity to get revenge on the rude, idiotic customers that I’ve dealt with during my torturous time in retail and I have to take the opportunity while I still can.

My revenge scheme began today…

A customer approached me while I was at the register with another customer and interrupted, “where are your shoes?”

This man was rude, so I thought I would respond to his question…in its most simplistic form.

“Oh…they’re on my feet.”

With that, I bid the other customer adieu and walked away.

He needs to learn to be patient.

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