Heard on the Selling Floor

Let me give you a little bit of background.

When working on the, as we in the industry (and I use that term loosely) call it, selling floor, you see and hear some weird and wonderful things.

This is the place I will share what I hear.

Strange, hilarious, idiotic...I will share it verbatim. Why bother with editing? I mean working in retail means I'm stupid, doesn't it?

Anyway, on to what I heard a few weeks ago...

"If it's too tight in the neck, sometimes you start to choke when you blow it".

I'm filthy, and I'm not touching that one.